Published on August 31st, 2013 | by Moeseph Fwackington
Prankster Glues Jenga Bricks, Delays Omegathon
BREAKING – Prior to tonight’s fourth round of the Omegathon, a prankster snuck into the Serpent theater and glued the extra-large “Omega” Jenga blocks together before the match could begin. The antics caused a delay in the start of the round as another copy of the game had to be procured at the last minute, which was played atop the defunct extra-large blocks.
Captain Tapole, one of the eliminated contestants who was spectating from the first row provided comment for Mustache News: “I was in the theater early and watched them try and separate the blocks, but it couldn’t be done.”
Chief Omegatech Travis believes this is due to his earlier announcement that this event would mark the final inclusion of Jenga as an Omegathon tournament round. Travis had this to say: “I’ve dealt with my share of Jenga haters before but never have I experienced anything like this.”
Robert Khoo could not be reached for comment, but reports of him being “slightly perturbed” by tonight’s events have been verified by several sources.
We will continue to provide updates on this story as it develops.